: Profile of the 21st Century Menopausal Woman by: Valerie Otto DOESDOES NOT Look her ageLook old Care about her appearanceLook in the mirror every 5 minutes Have a careerCare if her boss is 10 years younger Pay attention

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Profile of the 21st Century Menopausal Woman

by: Valerie Otto



DOESDOES NOT
Look her ageLook old
Care about her appearanceLook in the mirror every 5 minutes
Have a careerCare if her boss is 10 years younger
Pay attention to world affairsCorrelate world affairs to mean “winter pink” is the “new black”
Make sure she gets exerciseFeel compelled to participate in extreme sports
Eat wellObsess about a cookie
Go dancingGo dancing with another woman’s husband
Want to travel the worldHave to hitchhike to get there
Find time to herselfFeel selfish about it
Get hot flashesCare if she strips in public
Research her health care optionsBelieve she knows more than her doctor
Take herbal remediesBelieve they cure diseases
Read LabelsBelieve everything she reads
Offer her years of wisdomThink she knows it all
Care what company gets her dollarSpend too much money foolishly
Enjoy her wine and cocktailParty like she did at 28
Want to have sexPerform acrobatics
Like to hear how pretty she looksNeed to hear it all the time
Look forward to this time of lifeBelieve she’s past her prime
Reads these chartsTakes them with a grain of salt

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